"I told you I don't want to be in a parade. Pull all you want.
You can't make me!"
"If you're the clown, why do I have to wear this wig?"
"Can I pick up radio stations with these things?"
Even backsides were decorated-
A fairy tail?
Purple tails might be the new rage at barns.
This next guy wasn't in the parade, but I caught a glimpse of him in the show ring. He's a Norwegian Fjord Horse, which is a light draft breed. Notice his mane. It was trimmed and shows the dorsal stripe that ran down the center of the mane. This is what's referred to as a Primitive Marking.
"Patrice. Tell my fans that I have a dorsal stripe. Okay?"
"Honey, I don't think they're going to believe it."
"I know. You just can't believe it. Right?"
"Wendell, you don't have a stripe. You have no Primitive Markings."
"But Cocoa said the Sharpie Marker would do the trick."
"You really shouldn't listen to the pony. Okay?"
"Can I just wear it trick-or-treating? I want to go visit my friend in SC."
"Wendell, we don't go trick-or-treating in other states. Be a good boy and I'll give you a carrot."
"How bout two carrots? One for each side of the handsome horse. Okay?"
"I guess so. Now stay away from the pony and the markers!"